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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:01

Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
USA roster: 15 MLS players called for 2025 Concacaf Gold Cup - MLSsoccer.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The Mysterious Inner Workings of Io, Jupiter’s Volcanic Moon - WIRED
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Thousands of Netflix fans gather for Tudum - TechCrunch
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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