What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

USA roster: 15 MLS players called for 2025 Concacaf Gold Cup - MLSsoccer.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The Mysterious Inner Workings of Io, Jupiter’s Volcanic Moon - WIRED

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Thousands of Netflix fans gather for Tudum - TechCrunch

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

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